tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554268381421030880.post7518143926610618617..comments2010-06-14T09:50:34.802-07:00Comments on J.K. Lantern's House of Nincompoopery: Mothers of InventionJ.K. Lanternhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07924669050810651637noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554268381421030880.post-61427159148886429572010-04-01T23:13:28.871-07:002010-04-01T23:13:28.871-07:00How will you fund your teleportation machine?
I...How will you fund your teleportation machine? <br /><br />If only you had a magic bowtie that, when spun, turns straw into platinum.<br /><br />Oh, wait, you COULD have had a magic bowtie that, when spun, turns straw into platinum, if you'd INVENTED IT.<br /><br />Everything else could have fallen into place. Teleportation. Big goddamn robots. 3-D Television AND Smellovision for the Food Network. <br /><br />But now the creditors are knocking at the door as the pitiless night wind howls...all for the lack of a bowtie.<br /><br />Aesop had a fable like that I think.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15609453359585336492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554268381421030880.post-42277926691009783342010-03-28T05:41:52.600-07:002010-03-28T05:41:52.600-07:00Yep, yep. You need it. Chicken and dumplings sound...Yep, yep. You need it. Chicken and dumplings sound wonderful.<br /><br />(Also, sorry for figuring the damn thing out^)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16133010653528159410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2554268381421030880.post-38438100111202071352010-03-28T05:40:24.888-07:002010-03-28T05:40:24.888-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16133010653528159410noreply@blogger.com